Mark Whalburg, Kim Kardashian, Jack Nicholson,...
tumblrisforlulz: are some of the celebrities that are going to be in town for the Indy 500. Thank god I’m leaving. why THA FUCK would any of those people be here for that? i’m going nowhere near speedway, it’s bad enough i live on the west side. fuck da race. (but love da race parties. ya diiig.)
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i am so sunburnt, i feel like my whole body is just wrapped in a layer of fire and then i got called in to work at the fireworks store, where it’s hot as sin. i just wanna lay in a freezer for a while. is that acceptable?
Remember when it was cool to post dumb inside...
jksnprmly: Yeah, me neither.
Our integrity sells for so little, but it is all we really have. It is the very...– (via nicholasrobert)
dear Bravo television
by airing an America’s Next Top Model marathon at 3am, you are inadvertently killing me. p.s. i’ve been sitting here with the tip of my nose in a cup of sea salt water for 10 minutes. i make bubbles for fun occasionally. my septum feels like i got a nose job, or at least how i imagine it would feel. i’m tired and rambling. goooood niiiight
tool- schism i’ve loved this song for so...
"There she is. The prettiest white woman on Maui."
if it wasn’t weird, i would marry Phil Dunphy
There are plenty of fish in the sea, it's just,...
colinh: goodnightvenom: (via -bigbrighteyes)
nicholasrobert: Oh, I’m sorry. If I cake my face with concealer and make unoriginal and irrelevant statements, will you like me more? Please? I’ll like you more if you go back to your daddy’s nut and actually ask your mom to swallow this time. OMG HAHAHA WIN. (via therealselenagomez) PWND PW PW PWN PWNDDDDD.
i just downloaded Millennium by Backstreet Boys this is a safe place where i won’t be judged for nostalgic actions such as this right? RIGHT?!